The Rituals All Single People Should Have

I love a lot of things about being single. Some of these include: Watching whatever craptastic programming I feel like on television. Though as of late I’ve actually just been rewatching The Office, which is an excellent show and I’m not ashamed at all about it. Sleeping like a starfish in the dead center of my […]

Why Dating Shouldn’t Be Like Amazon Prime

I’ve got it bad for Amazon Prime. I think it’s magical that I can order a fascinator for a steeplechase event I’m going to this weekend (so fun, right!?) and it’ll be on my doorstep in two days. A fascinator! How random! And yet there it is, waiting for me to use it to enact all […]

The Relationship Advice That’s Stuck With Me

If you’re my friend and you’re in a relationship and we go out and grab drinks, I will accidentally start to interrogate you about your relationship. Not in a creepy way, but I’m so curious about what makes a relationship successful. It’s like I think I’ll absorb your success by osmosis or something and then I’ll […]

The Real Reason Ben Screwed Up When He Sent JoJo Home

This week, the nation (or a large percentage of the nation) watched with bated breath as Bachelor Ben Higgins proposed to Lauren B. and sent your dream BFF, Isla Fisher lookalike JoJo home to up her extension game and come back as the next Bachelorette. I wasn’t a Bachelor/Bachelorette watcher until Kaitlyn Bristowe’s season, but my […]

Beware The Assholes Who Roam Among Us

The world is full of assholes. I’ve always known this, but luckily my dealings with this breed of human have been fairly limited thus far. When you’re dating, however, you meet a higher volume of people. This means that you’re eventually going to end up on a date with an asshole, despite your best efforts to avoid […]