On The Million Little Heartbreaks of Dating

By the time you get to your mid twenties or so, you’ve probably experienced heartbreak. I’m talking gut punch, lie in your bed without showering, burst into heaving sobs without warning heartbreak. There’s nothing quite like it in the world. As debilitating as it can be, there’s a lot that you can learn from it. People also […]

The Answer is No, You’re Not Being Too Picky

Single people are frequently asked if maybeee they’re being too picky. The question is posed in an innocent, unassuming way, but the implication is that yes, you’re being too picky and this is why you’re still single. I guess there are instances when it’s possible to be too picky. When you’re obsessing about height, maybe, or if you’re too hung up […]

The Surprisingly Non-Depressing Realizations I’ve Had After Two Years of Being Single

Today is my two-year single anniversary. My single-versary, I guess you could call it. I sort of figured it was coming up, but then I logged onto Timehop and saw a bunch of vague, semi-emo posts and I was like, “Ahhh, yep. There it is.” Being single for a long time has its depressing moments, […]

Why A Short Stint on Tinder Should be a Mandatory Requirement for Everyone

My parents not-so-secretly think I suck at dating. They try to act like this isn’t true, but every time I talk to them, it’s clear that deep down they fear I have no earthly idea what I’m doing and that I will never successfully produce grandchildren. To be fair, sometimes I actually don’t know what the hell is happening […]

Sometimes I Miss Having Full Custody of My Friends

There are a lot of things I don’t miss about college. Trying to fake my way through math class, for example. That sucked. I don’t miss that. Not knowing what I wanted to do with my life was annoying too. Crying because a boy I thought I was in love with freshman year didn’t love […]